April 2008
4 posts
Coke, Bowel Movements, and You; Understanding...
When spending a night out in New York City, doing cocaine is as common as brushing your teeth. But doing bumps in the restroom stalls at your local discotheque may not be the only reason coke has you running to the bathrooms. The cocaine market is all about making money. and your coke has been cut and diluted with cheap substitutes each step of the way to increase profits. Commonly, one of these...
Beginning Watersports
Did you know your urine is completely sterile and full of electrolytes? You could drink it. But stay away from feces, which is not sterile and not recommended for consumption. “Thanks! I’d love a glass!”
"Every Time You Touch Yourself, An Orphan Is...
We’ve heard them all before: “Jerking off can make you blind!” These are complete lies! Scientifically speaking, masturbation can only cause 3 things to happen: 1. Stress Relief. 2. Prolonged sexual stamina. 3. Utter embarassment when your father knocks on your door, but you can’t hear him because it’s 2001 and you just downloaded Girls Gone Wild off of iMesh and...